I need someone to keep me...

...from putting my foot in my mouth! Whether its in real life or in a chat room, I will say something that although it may be honest, I put my foot in my mouth and hurt someone or offend them. Even though I am sorry and apologize, it still hurts that person and even me from time to time. But what can I do? I'm not going to lie because it's convenient. It's not going to happen.

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Note: Remember, these are only opinions and if you really want to convince me otherwise, post your own response. "Go ahead, make my day!" Also, due to the amount of "ad postings" that I have deleted lately, I've had to add a verification word before you can post, sorry.
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A wise man once told me "Listen to the opinions of the extremes and you'll discover that the truth is somewhere in the middle."